How you can go on a date without getting broke!

Idea #1 — Don't always insist on picking up the bill
An obvious solution that won't knock any points off your gentlemanliness toteboard. It's not written in stone that the dude should pay the dudette's way on the initial get-together, but I always snare the check on the first date. (I've regretted that a couple times, but that's for another column.) But after Date Numero Uno, it's perfectly cool to switch off, or go Dutch, or say to her, "You look so gorgeous tonight. Your shoes are phenomenal. That thing you were saying about the political infrastructure of Canada was brilliant. [Insert your own butter-up line here.] Could you cover the check?"

Idea #2 — Keep a dating budget
Unless she's a gold digger (and if that's the case, run, run, run like the wind), she's with you because she wants to be with you, not because you're Mr. Bling-Bling — which means she won't be bummed out if every date isn't sushi and the symphony. There are plenty of ways to bond on a budget: Make her dinner. Rent a video. Frolic in the woods. Window shop.

Did you know that you can tell from the skin 

whether a person is sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests 

find that when women make love they produce 

amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes 

hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your 

chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and 

blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores 

and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you 

piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take 

up. It stretches and tones up just about every 

muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than

swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special 

sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. 

It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, 

producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you 

with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be 

offered. The sexually active body gives off 

greater quantities of  chemicals called 

pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the 

opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. 

IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. 

Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the 

teeth and lowers the level of the acid that 

causes decay, preventing plaque buildup.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking 

session can release the tension that restricts 

blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy 

nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can 

help combat asthma and hay fever.

WHAT UP PLAYAS. LOL DIDNT WRITE IN THIS SHIT IN THE LONGEST TIME. WELL ANYWAY. NOTHING CHANGED MUCH JUST JELLING... JELLING LIKE A FELLIN. LOL ITS THE TWIN B DAY TODAY DIDN'T MEAN TO SOCK YOU TWICE GERMZ. I COULDN'T RESIST MY FRIEND. LOL TOO TEMPTING. ITS FUCKING HOT I WANT TO GO SWIMMING. AND I AM STARVING.... LATE GONNA GO EAT.